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•Please Shut up!
•temporary in nature
•Favorite Fast Food
•They Walk Amoug US
•Replacement Windows
•Vegetative State
•Three guys...
•Crossing the border
•Blue Mountain
•Real hunk
•two men one thought
•kid + horse
•UGLY
•Clean joke dirty joke
•The cowboy in texas
•Yo mamma so...
•Impossable!
•3 guys meeting
•learn chinese in 5 minute...
•the gambling casino
•Yo mama
•POSSIBLE SOFTWARE CONFLIC...
•Stages of life
•fat mamma and more
•Men Rule...
•Teenage Driver
•I want a divorce
•English is a Crazy Langua...
•Tennis Ball
•Careful what you wish for...
•My Shinning Moment
•Turbulence
•Ballad - Bobbit Hillbilli...
Title: Vegetative State
| Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, and, I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and, threw out my beer. Bitch . . . . This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
