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Title:   learn chinese in 5 minutes


> English: He's cleaning his automobile
> Chinese: Wa Shing Ka
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> English: This is a tow away zone
> Chinese: No Pah King
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> English: Is there a fugitive here?
> Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
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> English: Small Horse
> Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni
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> English: Did you go to the beach?
> Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?
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> English: It's very dark in here
> Chinese: Wai So Dim?
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> English: Has your flight been delayed?
> Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?
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> English: I thought you were on a diet?
> Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
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> English: Your body odor is offensive
> Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu
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> English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
> Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
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> English: I got this for free
> Chinese: Ai No Pei
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> English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
> Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?

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