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Title:   Vegetative State


Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, and, I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and, threw out my beer.

Bitch . . . .

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