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Title:   How to be the boss...

Al the internal parts of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge", said the brain,"because I run all the body's systems, so without me, nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me, you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food and give you all energy."
"I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted nim. In an angry mood, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually they all gave in and agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

And the moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge...just an asshole.

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