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Title: Stages of life
STAGES OF LIFE
THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancé is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead.
FAVORITE SPORT 17 sex 25 sex 35 sex 48 sex 66 napping
DRUG 17 pot 25 coke 35 really good coke 48 power 66 coke, a limousine, the company jet
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "tongue" 25 "breakfast" 35 "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids." 66 "Got home alive."
FAVORITE FANTASY 17 getting to third 25 airplane sex 35 menage a trois 48 taking the company public 66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
HOUSE PET 17 roaches 25 stoned-out college roommate 35 black lab 48 children from her first marriage 66 Barbi
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17
IDEAL DATE 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" 35 "Just come over." 48 "Just come over and cook." 66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
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THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to need wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Need to have Francois color my wig
FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
DRUG 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone"
FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man
HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66
IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet
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