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Title:   Crossing the border


A Hispanic man was trying to cross the border,on his way there he was stopped by a border patrol.
Feeling sorry for him the border patrol ,told him "okay if you can use the words green,pink, and yellow in the same sentence then i will let you pass."
The Hispanic man thought for a moment then said,"okay, when the phone go green green green,i pink it up and say yellow?"

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