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•Please Shut up!
•temporary in nature
•Favorite Fast Food
•They Walk Amoug US
•Replacement Windows
•Vegetative State
•Three guys...
•Crossing the border
•Blue Mountain
•Real hunk
•two men one thought
•kid + horse
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•Clean joke dirty joke
•The cowboy in texas
•Yo mamma so...
•Impossable!
•3 guys meeting
•learn chinese in 5 minute...
•the gambling casino
•Yo mama
•POSSIBLE SOFTWARE CONFLIC...
•Stages of life
•fat mamma and more
•Men Rule...
•Teenage Driver
•I want a divorce
•English is a Crazy Langua...
•Tennis Ball
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•My Shinning Moment
•Turbulence
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Title: UGLY
| A pregnant woman gives birth to twins and falls into a comma. Her family and friends are out of town and the only family left is her really stupid brother. Seeing as she was in a comma, the doctors called in her stupid brother so he could name the children, enabling the doctors to write a birth certificate. When the woman wakes up, the doctors inform her that her brother had named the children. She insists,"You shouldn't have let him name them. He is very stupid!" The doctors reassure her that her twins (a boy and girl) were given decent names. She asks what her little girl had been named and the doctors answered,"Denice." Seeing as that was a decent name she asks what was the little boy's name? Doctors answered, "Danephew!" This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
