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Title:   Replacement Windows

Dear Diary...
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week,
I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed
a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking
sales guy had told ME last year ... namely, that ;in ONE YEAR these
windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.)
There was only silence at the other end of the line,
so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.

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