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Title:   One Wish


A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said;
Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources... I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said "Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she
means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?

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