There was this 90 year old man named Jim who went to his doctor's office and said "Doc i feel great!! I go to the gym every day, eat healthy, and i even got my new lady friend pregnant!" Well the doctor looked at him and said "Have I ever told u the story of the old man who went hunting?? Well just as he was leaving, he grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. When he was in the woods he saw a fox and shot at it with his "gun", and it fell down dead." "Well thats impossable!" The Jim said. "Someone else musthave shot it!" "Exactly." The doctor replied. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet
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