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•Crabby Old Man
•Mens Poems
•Brutus the Hero
•Why Parents Drink
•Little Larry
•Liquid Viagra
•Ham Radio Gezer
•Hated Parents Words
•One Flaw In Women
•25 tips for life
•whats your dad's job?
•Estate Planning
•Texas Sized
•Magic Dildo
•Limping Dog
•You Might Be A Redneck If...
•WVA Garbage Bill
•CLASS REUNIONS
•trees in the road
•too short
•Replacement Windows
•garden
•Vegetative State
•SIPPING VODKA
•preagnat ladies
•the squirrel prince
•stairway to heaven
•Three guys...
•Crossing the border
•Mexico;no olympic team ?
•The Canterbury Farmer
•dumb blonde
•Blue Mountain
•heaven or hell
•Real hunk
•canary & fan
•two men one thought
•mammas so fat
•two guys dragging legs
•Woman in a coma
•kid + horse
•UGLY
•yo sister is so stupid
•adam and eve
•BLONDE JOKE
•Clean joke dirty joke
•The cowboy in texas
•Yo mamma so...
•Yo mamas so stupid
•Impossable!
Title: Ham Radio Gezer
| Ham Radio Joke You know you are a radio Geezer when you have more tools than you'll ever need, but can't find them. You know you are a radio Geezer when you need to keep your radio's user manual on the desk. You know you are a radio Geezer when your antennas are getting smaller and closer to the ground. You know you are a radio Geezer when it's been 40 years since you've had the snot shocked out of you. You know you are a radio Geezer when you forget the band plans. You know you are a radio Geezer when you check into the weather net, the noontime net, the Bell Telephone net, and some other net just because they are there. You know you are a radio Geezer when you still have a phone patch and Q multiplier in the cabinet. You know you are a radio Geezer when your radio warms up faster than you do You know you are a radio Geezer when RF gets into your hearing aid You know you are a radio Geezer when you have to find you teeth to have a QSO You know you are a radio Geezer when you can no longer see the parts used to make radios You know you are a radio Geezer when you had a real ham shack You know you are a radio Geezer when you know how to properly tie a wire bundle using waxed string. You know you are a radio Geezer when some of your test gear you built is older than your adult children. You know you are a radio Geezer when you add light in front of your radio so you can read the dials. You know you are a radio Geezer when the neighbor kid annoys you with his rap music so you get on six meters and call CQ when the is no chance of a band opening. You know you are a radio Geezer when you buy a piece of gear only to find out you already had one in the garage you forgot about. You know you are a radio Geezer when you can no longer log, make QSO's and drive at the same time. You know you are a radio Geezer when you realize a Life Membership in the ARRL is no longer a good value. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
