a man is in prison and his dad sends him a letter. the letter said:
now that your in jail i have no one to weed my garden.
the man writes a letter back saying:
Dad, you cant weed the garden, thats were I kept the bodies
the police sensored the letters and learned that the bodies were hidden in the garden and dug it up. they found nothing.
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