•Crabby Old Man
•Mens Poems
•Brutus the Hero
•Why Parents Drink
•Little Larry
•Liquid Viagra
•Ham Radio Gezer
•Hated Parents Words
•One Flaw In Women
•25 tips for life
•whats your dad's job?
•Estate Planning
•Texas Sized
•Magic Dildo
•Limping Dog
•You Might Be A Redneck If...
•WVA Garbage Bill
•CLASS REUNIONS
•trees in the road
•too short
•Replacement Windows
•garden
•Vegetative State
•SIPPING VODKA
•preagnat ladies
•the squirrel prince
•stairway to heaven
•Three guys...
•Crossing the border
•Mexico;no olympic team ?
•The Canterbury Farmer
•dumb blonde
•Blue Mountain
•heaven or hell
•Real hunk
•canary & fan
•two men one thought
•mammas so fat
•two guys dragging legs
•Woman in a coma
•kid + horse
•UGLY
•yo sister is so stupid
•whales aboard
•adam and eve
•BLONDE JOKE
•Clean joke dirty joke
•The cowboy in texas
•Yo mamma so...
•Yo mamas so stupid
•Impossable!
Title: Mens Poems
| Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1... When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.... 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!! 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND! *********************** Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth. ********************** This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
