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Title: Iranian Air Defense
joke number 170 Current Rating 10
|...conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai. |
\B>Iranian Air Defense Site:\/B> 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'
\B>Aircraft:\/B> 'This is a United States aircraft. I AM in Iraqi airspace.'
\B>Air Defense Site:\/B> 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
\B>Aircraft:\/B> 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
\B>Air Defense Site:\/B> (.... total silence)
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