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Title: You Might Be a Redneck if.....
joke number 39 Current Rating 10
|YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF . . . . .|
> The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has
more teeth than your
> You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at
the dinner table in
> front of
> her kids.
> Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
> You've been married three times and still have
the same in-laws.
> You think a woman who is "out of your league"
bowls on a different
> Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired
> You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
> You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.
> Anyone in your family ever died right after
saying, "Hey, y'all watch
> You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
> You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a
> You go to your family reunion looking for a
> Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
> You think the last words to The Star Spangled
Banner are, "Gentlemen,
> your engines."
> You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its
> You take a six-pack cooler to church.
> You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding
> The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
down, depending on how much
> it has in it.
> You have to go outside to get something out of
> You need one more hole punched in your card to
get a freebie at the
> You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture
in your front yard.
> Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause
there's a law against it.
> You dated one of your parents' current spouses
in high school.
> You think loading the dishwasher means getting
your wife drunk.
> Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
> Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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