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Title:   Bending it


"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON,
I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS.

BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT
10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.

BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT
20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.

I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT
IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."

"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"

"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING

HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?"

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