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Title: Drink-driving test...
| A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man replied, "I use those in my act." "Well, show me." the officer requested. So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, until he had seven going overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. Another car drove by and the the driver stared in amazement. "My God" I've got to give up drinking! Lokk at thetest they're giving now!" This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
