•Dog Food
•The Afghan Quarterback
•little Pill
•The Haircut
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•Counseling
•As men age
•Exercise
•Employment Policy
•Jenny
•Marriage Humor 2
•Marriage Humor
•Pest Control
•Senility
•Brothel Trip
•Confession3
•Confession2
•Confession
•IRS Followup
•Hostess Bakery
•Invasion
•A Nun at Hooters
•The Mexican maid
•Cowboy Headstone
•blonde suicide
•Real laws of nature
•The man and the ostrich
•Newspaper
•Homeless Mans Funeral
•Adult Scrabble
•A Bag of $20
•In a Gun Fight
•The 4th of July
•Rabbi advice
•Last Request
•a man and a shrink
•Casket comments
•Women and cats
•Politicians
•Six Items or less
•Owning a Candian
•Oles Testimony
•Texas taxi
•Morning Coffee
•News Article
•Ten years later
•Trust your Spouse
•The Window Seat
•13 burglar things
•Iranian Air Defense
Title: QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
| Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50? A: Nudity Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. Q. Why are men and parking spaces alike? A. Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled. Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common? A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life. Q. Why do men want to marry virgins? A. They can't stand criticism. Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends. Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? A. No one to talk to during orgasm. Q. What do you call a smart blonde? A. A golden retriever. Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut! Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? A. The blonde, because she's 18. Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? A. Because their testicles fall over their anus and they vapor-lock. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
