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Title:   whats your dad's job?

So this couple has been together for 3 years now, and they decide they want to have sex for the first time. The boyfriend plans to go to the girlfriends house for dinner. But, he decides to go to the pharmacist and buy some comdoms. So the pharmacist explains everything he needs to know about sex.

He gets to his girls house, and they have dinner with the girls mom and dad. They bow their heads to pray. 10 minutes pass, no movement or sound from the boy. 5 more minutes and his girlfriend whispers "i had NO idea you were this religious!" then the boy whispers back "i had no idea your dad was a pharmacist"

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