•Dog Food
•The Afghan Quarterback
•little Pill
•The Haircut
• DOG OF A ...
•Counseling
•As men age
•Exercise
•Employment Policy
•Jenny
•Marriage Humor 2
•Marriage Humor
•Pest Control
•Senility
•Brothel Trip
•Confession3
•Confession2
•Confession
•IRS Followup
•Hostess Bakery
•Invasion
•A Nun at Hooters
•The Mexican maid
•Cowboy Headstone
•blonde suicide
•Real laws of nature
•The man and the ostrich
•Newspaper
•Homeless Mans Funeral
•Adult Scrabble
•A Bag of $20
•In a Gun Fight
•The 4th of July
•Rabbi advice
•Last Request
•a man and a shrink
•Casket comments
•Women and cats
•Politicians
•Six Items or less
•Owning a Candian
•Oles Testimony
•Texas taxi
•Morning Coffee
•News Article
•Ten years later
•Trust your Spouse
•The Window Seat
•13 burglar things
•Iranian Air Defense
Title: STATE SLOGANS
| Alabama: Yes, we have electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos cannot be wrong! Arizona: But it is a dry heat Arkansas: Literacy ain't everything California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda Colorado: If you do not ski, do not bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's do not own it yet Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water Florida: Ask us about our grandkids Georgia: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (death to mainland scum, but leave your money) Idaho: More than just potatoes ... Well okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are real good Illinois: Please do not pronounce the "s" Indiana: 2 billion years tidal wave free Iowa: We do amazing things with corn Kansas: First of the rectangle states Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names Louisiana: We are not all drunken Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism campaign Maine: We are really cold, but we have cheap lobster Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets) Michigan: First line of defense from the Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes Mississippi: Come and feel better about your own state Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work Montana: Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing crazies, and very little else Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest Nevada: Whores and poker! New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone New Jersey: You want a ##$%##! Motto? I got your ##$%##! Motto right here! New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets New York: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney... North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states! Ohio: At least we are not Michigan Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing Oregon: Spotted owl ... It is what's for dinner Pennsylvania: Cook with coal Rhode Island: We are not really an island South Carolina: Remember the civil war? We did not actually surrender South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota Tennessee: The educashun state Texas: Si' hablo ing'les (Yes, I speak English) Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus is Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix? Washington: Help! We are overrun by nerds and slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna be mayor? West Virginia: One big happy family ... Really! Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese Wyoming: Where men are men ... And the sheep are scared! This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
