|Alabama: Yes, we have electricity|
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos cannot be wrong!
Arizona: But it is a dry heat
Arkansas: Literacy ain't everything
California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado: If you do not ski, do not bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's do not own it yet
Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids
Georgia: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (death to mainland scum, but
leave your money)
Idaho: More than just potatoes ... Well okay, we're not, but the
potatoes sure are real good
Illinois: Please do not pronounce the "s"
Indiana: 2 billion years tidal wave free
Iowa: We do amazing things with corn
Kansas: First of the rectangle states
Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names
Louisiana: We are not all drunken Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism
Maine: We are really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets)
Michigan: First line of defense from the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come and feel better about your own state
Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
Montana: Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing crazies, and
very little else
Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada: Whores and poker!
New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey: You want a ##$%##! Motto? I got your ##$%##! Motto right
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
New York: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an
North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states!
Ohio: At least we are not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
Oregon: Spotted owl ... It is what's for dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook with coal
Rhode Island: We are not really an island
South Carolina: Remember the civil war? We did not actually surrender
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee: The educashun state
Texas: Si' hablo ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus is
Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
Washington: Help! We are overrun by nerds and slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna be mayor?
West Virginia: One big happy family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese
Wyoming: Where men are men ... And the sheep are scared!
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