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Title:   Texas Sized

A Texan is drinking in a New York bar
when he gets a call on his cell phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to
ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar announcing
his wife has produced a Typical Texas
baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can
weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just
shrugs, 'That's about average down home,
folks like I said, my boy's a Typical Texas baby boy.'

Congratulations showered him from all
around, and many exclamations of 'WOW!'.
We heard one woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, 'Say you're the father
of that Typical Texas baby
that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how
big he'd be in two weeks.
So how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and
a little suspicious. 'What happened?
He already weighed 25 pounds the
day he was born!'

The Texas father takes a slow swig from
his, Lone Star beer, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says...

'Had'm circumcised

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