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Title: Doctors vs Guns
| Number of physicians in the U.S...........................................700,000 Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year...............120,000 Accidental deaths per physician...........................0.171 Number of gun owners in the U.S. ................................ 80,000,000 Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups)......1,500 Accidental deaths per gun owner..................................0.0000188 Therefore, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
