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Title: SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT...
joke number 73 Current Rating 10
|SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT... |
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? ...They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call a freezer full of blondes? Frosted flakes
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? ...A dope ring.
What's the definition of eternity? ...4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? ...An air pocket.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? ..."This Goes In Front."
And the worst one for last.....
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
..."Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
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