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Alabama: Yes, we have electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos cannot be wrong!

Arizona: But it is a dry heat

Arkansas: Literacy ain't everything

California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda

Colorado: If you do not ski, do not bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's do not own it yet

Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water

Florida: Ask us about our grandkids

Georgia: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (death to mainland scum, but
leave your money)

Idaho: More than just potatoes ... Well okay, we're not, but the
potatoes sure are real good

Illinois: Please do not pronounce the "s"

Indiana: 2 billion years tidal wave free

Iowa: We do amazing things with corn

Kansas: First of the rectangle states

Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names

Louisiana: We are not all drunken Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism

Maine: We are really cold, but we have cheap lobster

Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it

Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets)

Michigan: First line of defense from the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come and feel better about your own state

Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work

Montana: Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right wing crazies, and
very little else

Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest

Nevada: Whores and poker!

New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone

New Jersey: You want a ##$%##! Motto? I got your ##$%##! Motto right

New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets

New York: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an

North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable

North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states!

Ohio: At least we are not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing

Oregon: Spotted owl ... It is what's for dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook with coal

Rhode Island: We are not really an island

South Carolina: Remember the civil war? We did not actually surrender

South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee: The educashun state

Texas: Si' hablo ing'les (Yes, I speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus is

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?

Washington: Help! We are overrun by nerds and slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna be mayor?

West Virginia: One big happy family ... Really!

Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese

Wyoming: Where men are men ... And the sheep are scared!

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