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Title:   Guiness records


Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quaisimoto the Hunchback were having a conversation. Snow White declared, "I am the most beautiful woman in the world!" Tom Thumb said, "And I am the smallest man in the world!" Not to be outdone, Quaisimoto stated, "Then I must be the ugliest person in the world!" All three agreed that in order to have their separate titles, an organization of authority must make the matter official, thus they went to the Guiness Book for a decision. After their examination, Snow White exited the meeting and said, "It's official. I am the most beautiful woman in the world!" Tom Thumb was heard to say, "Yes, it is true. I am the smallest man in the world!" Quasimoto exited displaying a disappointed look and asked, "Who is Linda Tripp?"

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