•Dog Food
•The Afghan Quarterback
•little Pill
•The Haircut
• DOG OF A ...
•Counseling
•As men age
•Exercise
•Employment Policy
•Jenny
•Marriage Humor 2
•Marriage Humor
•Pest Control
•Senility
•Brothel Trip
•Confession3
•Confession2
•Confession
•IRS Followup
•Hostess Bakery
•Invasion
•A Nun at Hooters
•The Mexican maid
•Cowboy Headstone
•blonde suicide
•Real laws of nature
•The man and the ostrich
•Newspaper
•Homeless Mans Funeral
•Adult Scrabble
•A Bag of $20
•In a Gun Fight
•The 4th of July
•Rabbi advice
•Last Request
•a man and a shrink
•Casket comments
•Women and cats
•Politicians
•Six Items or less
•Owning a Candian
•Oles Testimony
•Texas taxi
•Morning Coffee
•News Article
•Ten years later
•Trust your Spouse
•The Window Seat
•13 burglar things
•Iranian Air Defense
•Football and the Blonde
Title: Guiness records
| Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quaisimoto the Hunchback were having a conversation. Snow White declared, "I am the most beautiful woman in the world!" Tom Thumb said, "And I am the smallest man in the world!" Not to be outdone, Quaisimoto stated, "Then I must be the ugliest person in the world!" All three agreed that in order to have their separate titles, an organization of authority must make the matter official, thus they went to the Guiness Book for a decision. After their examination, Snow White exited the meeting and said, "It's official. I am the most beautiful woman in the world!" Tom Thumb was heard to say, "Yes, it is true. I am the smallest man in the world!" Quasimoto exited displaying a disappointed look and asked, "Who is Linda Tripp?" This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
