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Title: Another golf story
| A fellow and his wife are on a golf outing. Since she is a novice, he warns her not to stand in front of him when he swings or she might be hit by the ball. Later, the wife forgot the warning and was accidently struck in the head by the ball, killing her instantly. At the coroner's inquest, the District Attorney said, "Sir, the autopsy found that your wife died as the result of the flying golf ball striking her in the head. We believe that event to be an accident and you will not be charged with a crime." The attorney added, "However, during the examination of your wife's body, the pathologist found a golf ball stuck in her rectum. Can you explain that?" The fellow replied, "Sure. That was my Mulligan!" This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
