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Title: Sex & death
| After feeling ill, a fellow sees his doctor only to be told, "Well, old friend. I have some bad news. You only have 24 hours to live, so if there is anything that you haven't done, but would like to, you better do it soon." The poor guy went home and told his wife of many years the bad news. She said, "Honey, I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything that you would like me to do?" He responded, "Well, yes. I would like to make love to you all night." His loving wife replied, "I'll bet you would since you don't have to get up and go to work in the morning!" This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
