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Title: Alcohol Warning
| ALCOHOL WARNINGS > > The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol > >bottles, such as: > > 13. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are > >whispering when you are not. > > 12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing > >like an asshole. > > 11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same > >boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR > >HEAD IN. > > 10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings > >like thish. > > 9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe > >ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the > >morning. > > 8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what > >the hell happened to your pants. > > 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in > >the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name > >you can't remember). > > 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of > >inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. > > 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that > >you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy > >named Bubba. > > 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are > >invisible. > > 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people > >are laughing WITH you. > > 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the > >time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time > >may seem to literally disappear. > > 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. > > This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
