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Title: Baby Airplanes
| A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary. The little boy (who had been looking out his window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?" The mother couldn't think of an answer and told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant the same question. The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes she did." "Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because WestJet always pulls out on time. Have your mom explain that to you." This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
