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Title: The Roses
| Ok! so an older woman is at her plastic surgeon and asks I want the one thing that every older woman wants! He asks: What might that be and she replies the pussy of an 18 year old! He says no problem! She says however no one can know and I will tell my family that I will be on vacation for a couple weeks! So they schedule and the day comes she has the surgery and finds herself waking in her room looks over and sitting on the table are two dozen roses she begins to freak out just then her doctor walks in the room. She is livid and says I thought I told you know one can know!!! Where did the roses come from? He replies: relax I knew no one could know so I decited to have a dozen roses waiting for you! She replies thanks! but who is the other dozen from? The surgeon says Ohhhh....Those are from Hank in the burn center he thanks you for his new ears! : D This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
