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Title: Little Johnny mortgage
| For his Birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, We"d love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and so there is no way we can afford it". The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going"? Little Johnny Told Him :: "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out!" "Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too"! And I"ll be damned if I"m sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no means of transportation! This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
