•Dog Food
•The Afghan Quarterback
•little Pill
•The Haircut
• DOG OF A ...
•Counseling
•As men age
•Exercise
•Employment Policy
•Jenny
•Marriage Humor 2
•Marriage Humor
•Pest Control
•Senility
•Brothel Trip
•Confession3
•Confession2
•Confession
•IRS Followup
•Hostess Bakery
•Invasion
•A Nun at Hooters
•The Mexican maid
•Cowboy Headstone
•blonde suicide
•Real laws of nature
•The man and the ostrich
•Newspaper
•Homeless Mans Funeral
•Adult Scrabble
•A Bag of $20
•In a Gun Fight
•The 4th of July
•Rabbi advice
•Last Request
•a man and a shrink
•Casket comments
•Women and cats
•Politicians
•Six Items or less
•Owning a Candian
•Oles Testimony
•Texas taxi
•Morning Coffee
•News Article
•Ten years later
•Trust your Spouse
•The Window Seat
•13 burglar things
•Iranian Air Defense
Title: Ham Radio Gezer
| Ham Radio Joke You know you are a radio Geezer when you have more tools than you'll ever need, but can't find them. You know you are a radio Geezer when you need to keep your radio's user manual on the desk. You know you are a radio Geezer when your antennas are getting smaller and closer to the ground. You know you are a radio Geezer when it's been 40 years since you've had the snot shocked out of you. You know you are a radio Geezer when you forget the band plans. You know you are a radio Geezer when you check into the weather net, the noontime net, the Bell Telephone net, and some other net just because they are there. You know you are a radio Geezer when you still have a phone patch and Q multiplier in the cabinet. You know you are a radio Geezer when your radio warms up faster than you do You know you are a radio Geezer when RF gets into your hearing aid You know you are a radio Geezer when you have to find you teeth to have a QSO You know you are a radio Geezer when you can no longer see the parts used to make radios You know you are a radio Geezer when you had a real ham shack You know you are a radio Geezer when you know how to properly tie a wire bundle using waxed string. You know you are a radio Geezer when some of your test gear you built is older than your adult children. You know you are a radio Geezer when you add light in front of your radio so you can read the dials. You know you are a radio Geezer when the neighbor kid annoys you with his rap music so you get on six meters and call CQ when the is no chance of a band opening. You know you are a radio Geezer when you buy a piece of gear only to find out you already had one in the garage you forgot about. You know you are a radio Geezer when you can no longer log, make QSO's and drive at the same time. You know you are a radio Geezer when you realize a Life Membership in the ARRL is no longer a good value. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
