•Dog Food
•The Afghan Quarterback
•little Pill
•The Haircut
• DOG OF A ...
•Counseling
•As men age
•Exercise
•Employment Policy
•Jenny
•Marriage Humor 2
•Marriage Humor
•Pest Control
•Senility
•Brothel Trip
•Confession3
•Confession2
•Confession
•IRS Followup
•Hostess Bakery
•Invasion
•A Nun at Hooters
•The Mexican maid
•Cowboy Headstone
•blonde suicide
•Real laws of nature
•The man and the ostrich
•Newspaper
•Homeless Mans Funeral
•Adult Scrabble
•A Bag of $20
•In a Gun Fight
•The 4th of July
•Rabbi advice
•Last Request
•a man and a shrink
•Casket comments
•Women and cats
•Politicians
•Six Items or less
•Owning a Candian
•Oles Testimony
•Texas taxi
•Morning Coffee
•News Article
•Ten years later
•Trust your Spouse
•The Window Seat
•13 burglar things
•Iranian Air Defense
Title: Hated Parents Words
| 1.) We're pregnant 2.) Your Grounded! 3.) You cant go out tonight we have to work overtime and we need you to babysit. 4.) No dating til your 16 5.) He's how old? 6.) The teacher called 7.) You want to go shopping with me(mom) 8.) That's his car? 9.) Your becoming older now and i think it's time for "the talk" 10.) Don't be ashamed to give me a kiss in front of your friends. 11.) We're getting a divorce 12.) Why are you asking for a new car, you can have my old one. 13.) Good Morning!!! 14.) Did you do "all" the chores 15.) Sweety, i'm busy tell your dad to go get your pads. 16.) When was your last period? 17.) Do i need to go to your school about this? 18.) Honey, you forgot your lunch, so... I just thought i'd bring it to you. 19.) You need to get a job! 20.) No!!!!!!!...to everything This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
