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Title: The Talk
| A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' > The little girl, who had justopened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talkabout?' >STRANGER: 'Oh, I don't know,' 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. > LITTLE GIRL: 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' > STRANGER: The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' > To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
