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Title: The Gay Cowboy
| There was an old wino in the alley who got drunk. He had to pee so he unbuckled his pants, but he passed out with his butt sticking up in the air. Along came a gay cowboy. When he saw that ass he couldn't resist so he screwed the wino in the ass. When he got finished he felt guilty so he dropped a 20 dollar bill next to rhe guy. When the wino woke up he was so thrilled to find the money he wwnt straight to the liquor store and bought the best wine he could find. The next night the same thing happened again, but this time the cowboy felt more guilty. So he left 50 dollars for the wino. When the wino found the money he went back to the liquor store and bought the best wine he could get for $50. About a week later the wino got drunk again and passed out. This time the cowboy had a friend with him so they both screwed the wino in the ass. They left him $100. The wino went to the liquor store and told the clerk he wanted $100 worth of the cheapest wine he could get. The clerk asked him why he wanted the cheap wine since he had so much money. The wino told him that the expensive wine was tearing his ass up. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
