there was this blonde, she went into a store and asked the clerk "can I bye this TV"? the clerk says "I dont talk to blonde's". so the blonde go's and dyes her hair green and go's back to the store and says to the clerk "can i by this TV"? he says "I dont talk to blondes". she gose and dyes her hair blue and come's back and says can I by this TV? he says i dont talk to blondes then she says how do you its me? then he says "thats a micorwave".
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