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Title:   A Bad Wish

Two happily married 60 year olds were on vacation when they came across a majic lamp. They rubbed it three times and a jeanie came out. The jeanie was willing to grant each person a single wish. The wife wished to travel around the world. Then "poof" a bunch of airline tickets showed up in her hands. The man thought about what he wanted to wish for.
Hesaid to the jeanie,"I wish my wife was thirty years younger than me." Then "poof" he turned into a 90 year old man.

What's the moral of the story?
-Be careful what you wish for.

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