How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they are too busy screwing the working class.
How many Republicans does it take to change a dead lightbulb? None, they leave that to their children.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Three: one to put it in, a second to call the media and a third to figure out how to blame the Democrats. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet
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