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Title: sunday school
| in sunday school, little jane was not that good. she would fall asleep EVERY DAY!!!!!! one day when she was asleep the teacher asked her: "Jane, who created this earth?" When Jane did not wake up, little johnny stabbed her in the back with a pen. she screamed: "god almighty!!!!!" "that is right Jane." said the teacher. Jane just smiled and went back to sleep. the teacher asked her again, "who is the son of god.?" the little boy stabbeed Jane in the back with the pen. "jesus christ!" "that is right Jane." Jane smiled and went back to sleep. the teahcer asked again another question. "what did eve say to adam after there 23rd child?" the boy stabbed Jane in the back with the pen again and she screamed "put that thing in me one more time and i'll break it in half!!!!!" the teacher fainted. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
