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Title: Man and Penguin
| There was a man and a peguin in a car and a police man saw them so he pulled the man over and told the man that he needed to bring that penguin to the zoo. So the man said certainly. The next day the police saw the man driving around with the penguin and pulled him over again, the police man said, I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo. The man replied, I did but we had so much fun, so today we're going to the movies! This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
