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Title: Blue Mountain
| It was the first day of school. The teacher was introducing herself to the students when one little boy came in late. "Who are you and why are you late?" she asked him. The boy scratched his head. "My name is Johnny and I'm late because I was stuck on Blue Mountain for twenty minutes." The teacher shrugged and told Johnny to go sit down. Right after she started to talk again, another boy comes in late. Exasperated, she asks him who he is and why he's late. "My name is Jack and I got stranded on Blue Mountain earlier." he said, obviously out of breath. The teacher sighs and tells Jack to sit down too. About five minutes after she starts to talk again, a third boy come in with his clothes all rumpled and his hair every which way. "Young man, who are you and why are you late for school?" she asks. "The traffic on Blue Mountain was horrible! Oh, and my name is Bobby." The teacher glares at him and sends him to his seat, but then remembers that she's still missing a student. "Oh, yes. Kids, we have another student joining us today. Her name is Blue Mountain; be sure to welcome hr kindly to our class..." This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
