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Title: The golfing priest
| One day a priest went golfing and took a nun as his caddy. At the first hole the priest T'd up his ball swung and missed and yelled god damnit I missed. Then the nun said father you shouldnt take the lords name in vain the priest just says ya ya watever and finish's the hole. Now hole after hole the same thing hapens and every time the priest say God damnit I missed. Then finally the nun said father surley if you say that again the lord will strike u down dead. Then at the next hole same thing happens and he say's it then all of a suddent the sky turns dark and theres thunder and lighting and all of a sudde a lighting bolt comes down and kills the nun, and then a mistical voice said God damnit I missed. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
