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Title: YO MAMA........
| Yo mamas... So fat she uses the highway for a slip and slide Armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got don king in a head lock. So nasty when you ask her wuts for dinner she lifts up her feet and says corn... So fat when shes in court and the Judge says order she says Fries and a coke... so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwin it off a cliff. so stupid she tried to drown a fish. so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out... so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor. so stupid got locked in a grocery store and starved to death This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
