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Title: Yo mama so...
| Yo mama so fat... -She can't jump to a conclusion -She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth' -she has to iron her pants in the driveway -her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs -Her driver's licence says: Picture continued on other side. Yo mama so ugly... -you have to feed her with a slingshot. -when she when to the proctologists office he told her she had to take off her pants in the exam room. -your gramma tied a squirrel around her neck so the dog would play with her. Yo mama so poor... -She was kickin a can down the street, i asked her what she was doin' she said 'movin'. -she can't afford to pay attention. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
