Two alcoholics sitting in a pub:
1st guy: Which would you rather have, Alhezimers or Parkinsons disease?
2nd guy: Thats easy, Parkinsons!
1st guy: Why's that then?
2nd guy: Cos i'd rather spill half my pint than forget where i bloody put it! This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet
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