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Title: Bill Clinton
| Bill Clinton and the Pope died around the same time. The Pope went to hell and Bill went to heaven. The Pope went to talk to the devil to see if there had been a mistake. He said "I think there has been a mistake. I am the Pope and I should be in heaven, but Bill Clinton is in heaven and I am in hell." The devil talked it over with God and they decided to switch the Pope and Bill. So The Pope is walking between heaven and hell and meets Bill on the way. The Pope being excited to go to heaven says "I cannot wait to meet the Virgin Mary!" to which Bill replies, "Too late." This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
