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Title: Lifesavers
| One day a teacher passes out life savers to the kids in his first grade class.He tells the kids to identify the taste by color.The kids say, "Red...cherry, green...lime, orange....orange, yellow....lemon." Now the teacher gives the kids a honey lifesaver.The kids don't know what it tastes like.The teacher says, "It's called what sometimes your mommy calls your daddy." Then a little girl says, "Everybody spit them out, their assholes!" This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
