salesman pulls in the yard theres a dog laying by the gate,old farmer sitting on the porch,He sez, hey mister does your dog bite? Old FARMER SEZ NOPE? HE PROCEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE CAR,THE DOG JUMPS UP KNOCKS HIM DOWN, STARTS CHEWING ON HIS LEG,LAYING THERE TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE DOG HE MANAGES TO YELL,Hey didnt you say your dog doesnt bite? Old MAN LOOKS UP AND SEZ,,
..,THATS NOT MY DOG... This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet
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