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Title: whales aboard
| a male whale and his mate were swimming around in the water and they noticed a whale vessel up ahead. when the male whale got closer he realized it was the vessel of which killed his parents many years back. wanting to get avenge of his parents death, he told the female whale his plan. she hesitated at first but because he had it planned out so well she said alrite. they went underneath the boat and started spouting water, soon the sea vessel started to tip and men started to fall in the water, the male whale was very happy and started to eat the men. he noticed his mate swim away with her face full of discust. he swam after her and asked "what's wrong?" she answered "i agreed for the tipping but there is no way i'm swalling sea men!" This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
