Submit a joke!
Random Joke


12 different answers
New United Slogans
Cell Call at the Club
miracle
Please Shut up!
Dogs Welcome
DOG OF A ...
Jenny
Marriage Humor
Confession2
Confession
A Nun at Hooters
The Mexican maid
Cowboy Headstone
A Bag of $20
In a Gun Fight
Rabbi advice
a man and a shrink
Owning a Candian
Oles Testimony
Texas taxi
Morning Coffee
News Article
Ten years later
Iranian Air Defense
Football and the Blonde
Bending it
temporary in nature
The Dot
The old Pastor
Two Trees
Favorite Fast Food
They Walk Amoug US
Man bites Dog
The Generals response
29 lines
Crabby Old Man
Funeral Procession
Mens Poems
Brutus the Hero
Why Parents Drink
Little Larry
Liquid Viagra
Ham Radio Gezer
Navajo moon
Hated Parents Words
One Flaw In Women
25 tips for life
Menopause Jewelry
Blind Cowboy
whats your dad's job?

Click for More

UsaONE Joke net

Title:   News Article


A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to
pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the
Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing
I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...

So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his
actions, and reads, on the front page:



"U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"

This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet


joke number 160   Current Rating 10


UsaONE.net
POB 1428
Burbank, CA 91507
The location of ths page is www.usaone.net
copyright ©1998,2017 artsci inc. all rights reserved.
Served